Recent Movie Reviews

Lilium Lilium

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


There were only a few motion tweens set to some poorly timed and rhymed poetry. Seeing as it is currently number 3 in the top fifty, I really expected some...I dunno...animation?

$%$ $%$

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


It's Robin Williams in the movie "One Hour Photo" where he is dreaming that his eyes basically explode, right? I agree that it might find an audience at YTMND.

Prelude to Badger 2 Prelude to Badger 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A Fat-Badger masterpiece!

I don't care what anybody says. Everything Fat Badger touches turns into cinematic gold. This movie is a shining example of that. Too bad you put Bill Cosby in it, though, because now Bill Cosby's lawyer is going to come at you hardcore and KILL YOUR FACE. Seriously.

FatBadger responds:

this chinese food smells like piss.

Recent Game Reviews

Dad 'n Me Dad 'n Me

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Bad press = Good press?

I can't help but envision a planning meeting:

"How can we get more bad press than GTA and make a game famous for it? I know! Let's make a game where ALL you do is senselessly and mercilessly kill innocent people, especially small children."

Not my bag, but it's well done, in a "Double Dragon / Final Fight" sort of way.