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Location: Ada, Oklahoma
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There were only a few motion tweens set to some poorly timed and rhymed poetry. Seeing as it is currently number 3 in the top fifty, I really expected some...I dunno...animation?
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It's Robin Williams in the movie "One Hour Photo" where he is dreaming that his eyes basically explode, right? I agree that it might find an audience at YTMND.
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I don't care what anybody says. Everything Fat Badger touches turns into cinematic gold. This movie is a shining example of that. Too bad you put Bill Cosby in it, though, because now Bill Cosby's lawyer is going to come at you hardcore and KILL YOUR FACE. Seriously.
Author's Response:
this chinese food smells like piss.
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A little melodramatic, but well done. Seems like Owen's voice is too loud at the beginning, and Darth Maul's accent (the animator's voice?) threw me off.
Also, continuity-wise, Luke is only three years old. How did Owen and Obi-Wan turn into old men so quickly?
Anyway, nice work.
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Absolutely hilarious cartoon, David Firth...I mean..."Jerry Jackson."
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I really enjoyed it, but I'm thinking if you had published it with ANY compression on your audio (80kbps maybe?) then the file size would be less than half of what it is.
Also, did you intend for the song to end with the final impact? Because on my computer the music ended 5-10 seconds before the animation was over.
Anyway, great movement, great style, great choice of song. Thanks for sharing it with us.
Author's Response:
ya its running slow for me to, I will try and make it smaller ^_^, thanx for the input
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I was going to correct your spelling and grammar, but then I noticed that there was at least one spelling or grammar mistake every single time you put words on the screen. So let's just start with this: Every time you used the word "than" you meant to say "then". And you had a tendency to change tense in the middle of a sentence. But oh well. It was kinda funny.
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I gave you a 5...but I wanted to give you a ZERO out of jealousy!
You're good. Great job.
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You didn't embed whatever font you used for your text, so half of your words went off the edge and couldn't be read. I don't think they were going to really be worth reading anyway, but I thought you should know your Flash was screwed up.
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I can't help but envision a planning meeting:
"How can we get more bad press than GTA and make a game famous for it? I know! Let's make a game where ALL you do is senselessly and mercilessly kill innocent people, especially small children."
Not my bag, but it's well done, in a "Double Dragon / Final Fight" sort of way.
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